you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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