No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The best revenge is premature balding
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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