this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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