Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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