He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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