I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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