i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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