How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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