You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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