So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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