I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
The adults are the big ones right?
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