could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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