Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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