Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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