youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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