She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
jump out the window naked night went bad
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