i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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