my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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