I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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