I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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