dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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