Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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