WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
We have started to decorate penises.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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