This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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