At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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