The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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