I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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