guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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