Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so explain again why im purple
no
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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