i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.