Buhtt sex?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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