i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
