And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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