im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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