At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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