Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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