Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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