I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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