Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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