The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I checked into jail on foursquare
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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