do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Dicks are not precious.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Drunk is a universal language darling
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