She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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