PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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