we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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