rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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