Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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