The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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