new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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