how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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