you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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