Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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