She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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