Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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