it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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