4 words: hood of his car
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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