Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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