plz talk dirty to me
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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