He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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