I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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