Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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