I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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