READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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