I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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