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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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