Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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